Anonymous Asks
Lol right! celebrities can fuck anyone they want
Exactly. Not to mention they’re usually super confident and attractive.
Just read that Kendall from Big Time Rush is still a virgin.
Me:
Me too!
sorry kids that V-card belongs to my alter ego, mrs robinson
awwwwwww omg
I swear to god if any of you believe a celebrity over the age 16 is a virgin…
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Who is all going to Big Time Summer Tour?
Reblog this and add your date!
July 22nd
July 5th :,)
August 9th
July 22nd, holla.
0th Dezember at 00:00!! Jealous? ;)
AUGUST 25TH.
July 27th and 31st, and September 9th.
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Artist: Big Time Rush
Album: Live Performances
Track: Stuck - Kendall and Carlos[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Stuck - Kendall and Carlos
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Artist: Big Time Rush
Album: Elevate
Track: Intermission[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Carlos and Kendall’s Verse in Intermission
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Artist: Big Time Rush
Album: Singles
Track: Blow Your Speakers[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Kendall and Carlos’ Verse in Blow Your Speakers
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Stefon's many midget jokes
- Stefon: Human fire hydrants.
- Seth: What is a human fire hydrant?
- Stefon: You know it's that thing when high-waisted midgets have the red pants and the big ass.
- Stefon: A party room filled with human bathmats.
- Seth: What is a human bathmat?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when like midgets have dreadlocks and lay face down on the floor.
- Stefon: And a human parking cone!
- Seth: What's a human parking cone?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
- Stefon: No like human suitcases.
- Seth: What is a human suitcase?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
- Stefon: And bond while flying a human kite.
- Seth: What is a human kite?
- Stefon: It's that thing where you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
- Stefon: Human fire extinguishers.
- Seth: What is a human fire extinguisher?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when a thin midget paints himself red and then chews alka seltzer until foam shoots out his mouth.
- Stefon: A human boombox.
- Seth: What's a human boombox?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when you carry a midget over your shoulder while he sings gangsta rap.
- Stefon: Hoombas.
- Seth: Hoombas?
- Stefon: Human roombas.
- Seth: What's a human roomba?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor eating garbage.
- Stefon: A hearty salute and a human R2D2.
- Seth: I'm sorry, for those of us who don't know, what is a human R2D2?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates dials a speaker phone and you put a garbage can over their head.
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