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Lol right! celebrities can fuck anyone they want

Exactly. Not to mention they’re usually super confident and attractive.

1 note | Posted May 29, 12

Just read that Kendall from Big Time Rush is still a virgin.

gokartmozart:

truthofsong:

logans-v-and-dimples:

directors-eyes:

Me:

Me too!

sorry kids that V-card belongs to my alter ego, mrs robinson

awwwwwww omg

I swear to god if any of you believe a celebrity over the age 16 is a virgin…

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70 notes | Posted May 29, 12

Who is all going to Big Time Summer Tour?

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Reblog this and add your date!

July 22nd

July 5th :,)

August 9th

July 22nd, holla.

0th Dezember at 00:00!! Jealous? ;)

AUGUST 25TH.

July 27th and 31st, and September 9th.

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123 notes | Posted May 29, 12

zombietayloo:

Say what?

zombietayloo:

Say what?

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48 notes | Posted May 29, 12 #random assholes

Artist: Big Time Rush
Album: Live Performances
Track: Stuck - Kendall and Carlos
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Stuck - Kendall and Carlos

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111 notes | Posted May 29, 12

Artist: Big Time Rush
Album: Elevate
Track: Intermission
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Carlos and Kendall’s Verse in Intermission

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252 notes | Posted May 29, 12

Artist: Big Time Rush
Album: Singles
Track: Blow Your Speakers
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Kendall and Carlos’ Verse in Blow Your Speakers

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279 notes | Posted May 29, 12

Stefon's many midget jokes

  • Stefon: Human fire hydrants.
  • Seth: What is a human fire hydrant?
  • Stefon: You know it's that thing when high-waisted midgets have the red pants and the big ass.
  • Stefon: A party room filled with human bathmats.
  • Seth: What is a human bathmat?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when like midgets have dreadlocks and lay face down on the floor.
  • Stefon: And a human parking cone!
  • Seth: What's a human parking cone?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
  • Stefon: No like human suitcases.
  • Seth: What is a human suitcase?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
  • Stefon: And bond while flying a human kite.
  • Seth: What is a human kite?
  • Stefon: It's that thing where you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
  • Stefon: Human fire extinguishers.
  • Seth: What is a human fire extinguisher?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when a thin midget paints himself red and then chews alka seltzer until foam shoots out his mouth.
  • Stefon: A human boombox.
  • Seth: What's a human boombox?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when you carry a midget over your shoulder while he sings gangsta rap.
  • Stefon: Hoombas.
  • Seth: Hoombas?
  • Stefon: Human roombas.
  • Seth: What's a human roomba?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor eating garbage.
  • Stefon: A hearty salute and a human R2D2.
  • Seth: I'm sorry, for those of us who don't know, what is a human R2D2?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates dials a speaker phone and you put a garbage can over their head.

131 notes | Posted May 29, 12

My life’s dream is to make one million dollars so I can pay Carlos Pena to fuck me.

Posted May 29, 12 #too much?

331 notes | Posted May 29, 12