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(I finish a customer’s order, and they ask for a pen so they can write a check.) Me: “Oh, sure. But you don’t need to fill it out.” Customer: “Okay.” (The customer continues to write the check.) Me: “You can just fill out the information you need, but you don’t need to fill out the […] http://notalwaysright.com/common-sense-has-checked-out/28081

Hi there, going to officially shelf this blog, because I created a new one.

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If I’ve unfollowed you and haven’t followed you on that blog, message me, and I’ll follow you. :) Will love to follow as many people as I can.

(I work at a major retail store in the deli. Two children aged 8 and 5 come up to order food. The 5 year old is close to touching the lower part of the hot case.) Me: “Careful sweetie, this is kept very hot and you could burn yourself.” *to the 8 year old* “You’d […]

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http://notalwaysright.com/from-the-mouth-of-babes-2/27564

(I work in a convenience store, and am calling to make a dairy order.) Me: “Hi, this is [store] calling. I’d like to place my order.” Rep: “Sure! Whenever you’re ready.” Me: “I’ll take 15 ’2%’, 5 whole, 2 skim—” Rep: “I’m very sorry; can you hold on just one moment?” Me: “Sure, take your […]

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http://notalwaysright.com/crying-over-no-spilt-milk/27329

Fanfiction.net’s TV show section. Top 30 today and last year on this day. :)

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “WOW, THAT CUSTOMER WAS SO CORRECT AND PROVE ME WRONG. I’M SO GLAD I CAN LEARN HOW TO DO MY JOB FROM PEOPLE THAT HAVE NEVER WORKED IN THIS STORE.”Bottom Text: SAID NO ONE EVER]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “WOW, THAT CUSTOMER WAS SO CORRECT AND PROVE ME WRONG. I’M SO GLAD I CAN LEARN HOW TO DO MY JOB FROM PEOPLE THAT HAVE NEVER WORKED IN THIS STORE.”

Bottom Text: SAID NO ONE EVER]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “SERVICE WITH A SMILE!”
Bottom Text: THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE WHO’VE NEVER WORKED IN THIS LINE OF WORK SAY]
Literally said that to a customer one day. I was aggravated and he was being patronizing. 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “SERVICE WITH A SMILE!”

Bottom Text: THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE WHO’VE NEVER WORKED IN THIS LINE OF WORK SAY]

Literally said that to a customer one day. I was aggravated and he was being patronizing. 

Big Time Rush performing “Big Time Rush” in Grand Rapids, MI on 9/9/2012

Big Time Rush performing “Til I Forget About You” in Grand Rapids, MI on 9/9/2012

Big Time Rush performing “Windows Down” in Grand Rapids, MI on 9/9/2012